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RiRi Is the best dressed wherever she goes, so this is literally the most unsurprising news of all time. This betch took the basic ripped shorts and tank top Coachella look but made it iconic. Its funny that we all ripped on Justin Bobby for wearing combat boots to the beach on , but now that homegirl wore a full crystal Gucci bodysuit to the damn desert, everyones so down. Times change, I guess.
I saw Hailey Baldwin wearing army pants and a beaded bra thing, so I wore army pants and a beaded bra thing.
Ill let the picstitch slide because this outfit is so good. Last year, matching shorts and crop top sets were a huge Coachella trend. This year, Hailee gave zero Fs, skipped the pants, and redefined matching set to mean a giant T-shirt and coordinating thigh-high boots.
You know when youre getting dressed to go out, and sweatpants are all that fit you right now, so you actually genuinely consider it for a second? Well, Justine Skye literally did that at Coachella. Except, theyre holographic sweats with a body chain and a crop top, which I wouldnt generally advise for anyone on an all carb dietbut for Justine, it’s working.
I never thought Id miss the days when Katy Perry glued cupcakes to her tits, but here we are. She looks like she got locked out of a Macys dressing room while trying on a maid of honor dress after a Zumba class.
Selena usually slays, but apparently, shes caught a bad case of I just got a new boyfriend so now Im going to dress like shit because Im happy. So boring. Just because Coachella happened during Easter doesn’t mean she can wear an outfit from the Sears Easter sale.
Paris Hilton wore a flower crown to Coachella. Thats social suicide. But I mean, I guess thats what happens when youre 36 and fucking clueless but trying to stay relevant. Its kind of like those girls who were a few years older than you in high school and now post selfies from weird angles with the InstaSize watermark in the corner. Its so sad to see someone who was once popular with great hair have such a tragic downfall. Oh well.
Kendall looks like she should be complaining about menopause over a pitcher of sangria with Samantha Jones in the first movie. This outfit just doesnt look like it belongs at a festival where everyone else is like, dropping acid and wearing ripped fishnets and glitter.