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Three Fifty Shades movies later, and Jamie Dornan is STILL holding out on the goods!

After almost flashing his peen during a montage in Fifty Shades Of Grey, the 35-year-old flirted with the idea of showing his junk for realz sometime during the film trilogy.

But, as he explained to ELLE, the actor ultimately decided to keep his Dakota Johnson a mystery.

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But why?

Apparently, Dornan — and the directors — thought it wasn’t necessary for the story! (LOL, “story”!? Christian Grey’s dick IS the story!)

As for why the third installment Fifty Shades Freed contains 0 shades of peen, the actor said there’s a lot of other eye candy to marvel over (read: his perky ass), explaining:

“You see my arse quite a lot. That doesn’t really bother me. You see a lot of Dakota’s tits. I would show my tits if I had them. I just thought, ‘We don’t need to be flashing the rest if it’s not essential to the story.’ We’re not making porn, as much as people think we are.”

Um, tell that to the millions of horny housewives who read E. L. James‘ BDSM trilogy!

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As for the rumor that Focus Features offered Dornan an additional $1 million to go full frontal in the latest film, the actor joked:

“It was $30 million—to show one testicle… No, that whole thing with offering more money to go nude? That didn’t happen.”

So, would he have done it if Focus had laughed up more dough? Is it the studio’s fault we’re not getting some *tasteful* D?

WHO SHOULD WE DIRECT THIS PENT UP FRUSTRATION TOWARDS, MR. GREY???

Fifty Shades Freed hits theaters Friday, if there’s even a point in going any more…

[Image via Jonathan Rebboah/News Pictures/WENN.]

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