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Women who look like they hate me. Like, obviously I don’t want them to actually hate me, but resting bitch face just does it for me.
Bags under a girls eyes. I had a huge crush on Brittany Murphy because of that. And my girlfriend kinda looks like a raccoon because of her eye bags, which I find adorable.
Pale skin and daddy issues.
I really like small boobs, A cups work just fine for me.
Women who are terrible dancers. If your attempts at dancing look like a dry-heave set to music, I’m into it.
When she wants to abolish private property, topple the frightened bourgeoisie and seize the means of production. PM me your centenary celebrations, comrades.
Extremely right-wing girls. Although I’m a liberal kind of guy. Hope I never meet a hot neo-Nazi.
Im super into girls who get super-nervous in one-on-one situations. Its nice because while I hold the appearance of cool on the outside Im dying on the inside and its nice to know theres a mutual shyness.
Yawning. Or anything equally tired. If they made sleepy/bored porn I’d never leave my room.
Deep voices from women. Emma Stone could talk to me for days and I wouldn’t get distracted.
Canine teeth (for girls). Don’t judge.
I don’t know how weird it is, but I like when girls have well-defined jawlines.
When a girl is really good at her job, mostly service, because that’s who I see the most, but if she is confident and efficient in what she does, I get an instant crush.
Back muscles (the ones beside the spine). Anytime I see a woman with good ones I’m like damn, she’s hot.
Women wearing tiesit drives me wild for some reason.
A big/aquiline nose. Ears that stick out from her hair. Indian accents. Not really sure how uncommon that is, but it’s not one of the more popular accents.
Girls who have that crazy, puffy, curly hair. Probably because I was really into a girl who had hair like that in high school, so maybe it’s just some kind of association related instinct, but I love it.
Mechanical things and girls. A 7/10 girl would be an 8/10 with a nice car. 9/10 with a motorcycle. 8/10 with a gun. 10/10 with an airplane.
Girls with a big nose. Also, when a girl has chubby cheeks, and a super thin neck. Also, girls with really long necks.
When women wear sweaters or hoodies that are a bit too big for them.
When a girl’s hair covers part of her eye. It’s just so sexy.
When a girl’s hair is in a messy bun and she’s wearing comfy clothes. It’s just the sexiest thing to me ever.
Tall girls with nice chins, weirdly enough.
I like really short girls. I’m 6’4″ and my GF is 4’11.
When girls have blonde arm hair and don’t shave it. I don’t know why, and it’s only if it’s blonde that I am attracted to them.
When a girl has her hair up and one little bit of hair is hanging down into her face, like it’s fallen from behind her ear. It has to be natural though; a chav fashion in the UK 00s was to this hair strand on sides.
Women farting. Because it means theyre chill and don’t give a S H I T.
Scars, if a girl has scars on her face or notably bigger ones on her body Im smitten.
Muscular legs on women, something about dem quads, hammies and calves make me go crazy.
Hairy bodies. I love women with hair. Hairy vaginas are a definite plus, as are sideburns and bangs. I dont mind hairy legs, arms, or armpits, either.
Pretty girls with a little something that’s ugly. Like nice face with a big nose, or a nice face with ugly teeth (not dirty, just ugly), or butter faces or nice face with ugly body. I don’t know there is something with that kind of girls that makes them more real, less intimidating.
Unfit girls. Not fat but bodies like Jill from . I find a bit of a pot belly on girls very attractive. It’s not usually considered sexy but sure as hell think it is.
Snaggletoothed women, the more the merrier (teeth, that is, not women).
Pigeon-toed women. Most girls outgrow it.
Tomboys. Girls that are a little rough are soooooo sexy.
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