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We love our moms. Seriously. Theyre always there for us, and we dont know where we would be without them. But wouldnt it be fun if your mom was not just a cool mom, but a famous mom? In our alternate fantasy life, we could be on red carpets and living in some palace in Hollywood while our parents make millions. Like, did any one else see Francis Bean Cobain at the Met Gala and think, “if only my mom had been a famous heroin addict who may or may not have killed my dad. Then that could be me!” Or how like, Jaden Smith is just allowed to do whatever tf he wants (like bringing a handful of his own human hair to that very same Met Gala). It’s like, God mom, did you really have to spend all that time working hard and raising us when you could have been trying to get famous? Like, what were you even doing before you had me?

Okay so, JK, but in the spirit of Mother’s Day, here are the top celebrity moms we want to adopt us, because its fun to dream.

1. Blake Lively

Blake Lively is basically the dream mom. Shes beautiful and smart and funny and she loves to cook and she has a hot husband and can you tell that we like her? Wed get to live in a beautiful home in upstate New York, and the once or twice a year wed get to go to a movie premiere. Sounds like a sweet deal to us. 

2. Beyonc

Blue Ivy is basically the princess of the world, which is what happens when your mom is an actual goddess. Like, I honestly dare anyone to show me a person who looks better pregnant than Bey. Her maternity fashion is on point. And considering she is already prepping for the arrival of her twins, so why not just adopt us at the same time? Shed barely even notice we were there.

3. Katie Holmes

This might seem like a surprising choice, but think about it. First of all, Suri was always the most stylish celebrity toddler, which is right up our alley. And now that Katie left Tom Cruise and all that Scientology bullshit behind, Suri is probably loving life. Also, wed basically have Jamie Foxx as a stepdad now, and everyone loves a hot stepdad.

 

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4. Meryl Streep

Not gonna lie, it would be pretty cool to have a mom whos literally a national treasure. Her daughters are successful actors now too, which means Meryl did a pretty great job of raising them. We just need Meryl to hug us every day and tell us were beautiful, is that too much to ask?

5. Carrie Underwood

First of all, we really would love to inherit her flawless legs. We know thats not actually how adoption works, but a girl can dream. Also, it would be pretty awesome to have her sing us to sleep every night. She also probably has a lot of hot country singer friends that she could set us up with. And if any guy ever cheated on us, mom would know exactly what to do. 

6. Reese Witherspoon

If you watched , this should be a no-brainer. You would always have a beautifully packed lunch to take to school, and she would argue with your teachers until they gave you good grades. Shes definitely the mom whos basically your big sister, which is perfect for talking shit.

7. Natalie Portman

Natalie is perfect and has the body of a small bird, so we would definitely love to get some diet and exercise tips from her. As an Israeli-American, wed also get Israeli passports, and shed be sure to throw us an insane bat mitzvah. Lchaim, Betches.

8. Rachel Zoe

We want the clothes. There is no other reason.

9. Michelle Williams

First of all, Michelle has raised little Matilda as a single mom, which is the most badass thing. She also has incredible style and just seems like a person who has her shit very together. Wed love her motherly advice on how to pull off short hair, and also how to wear a choker without looking like a basic bitch.

10. Chrissy Teigen

Let me first just say that this is not a ranking and Chrissy is only number 10 because we wanted to build up the suspense. Of fucking course Chrissy would be on this list. Chrissy is gorg and a casual swimsuit model AND she’s hilarious af, especially on social media (aka the only place that matters). Chrissy is also an amazing cook and if we lived with her and John Legend (#swoon), we’d probs get fat but we’d honestly be okay with it. Actually, I’m not sure if I want Chrissy to adopt me so much as I want to BE Chrissy…

11. Tina Fey/Amy Poehler

Our ideal life situation is being co-parented by Tina and Amy, both of whom are just the best. Their kids are guaranteed to be funny and independent, and we really want to get in on it. Also, like, theyre rich AF.

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