Donald Trump is only on Day Five of his 17-day golf vacation, and already someone else is ruling the roost.
A giant inflatable rooster has gone up at a park behind the White House, AKA the “dump” they make the POTUS live in.
The chicken was also the mascot of protesters demanding to see the Crook-In-Chief’s tax returns in April, so we’re guessing it’s there for tonight’s protest of Trump’s ad-libbed nuclear threats.
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The real question is, with its coiffed hair and aggressive gesticulations, will the Secret Service know which one to protect?
Ch-ch-check out video of the less foul, more fowl version of Trump, along with some of the best Twitter reactions (below)!
A giant rooster with perfectly coiffed hair has been inflated in a park behind the White House. https://t.co/nkfUKsDBvP pic.twitter.com/iuvwwdII1Z
ABC News (@ABC) August 9, 2017
That rooster is a symbol of our first amendment rights. https://t.co/uqiJ6It9GO
Margo Jones (@3DTruth) August 9, 2017
Meanwhile in DC, there’s a giant inflatable rooster that looks like Trump outside the White House right now. (h/t: Steve Kopack) #Resist pic.twitter.com/aYUZWKQCLO
Eduardo Samaniego (@EduSamani) August 9, 2017
In a staredown between the “president” of the United States & a giant inflatable chicken, my money’s on the chicken. https://t.co/GOnEVEVwrp
BrooklynDad_Defiant! (@mmpadellan) August 9, 2017
For more authenticity, Also-Full-of-Hot-Air Trump should be carting at a golf course, not walking at the White House pic.twitter.com/jog4l1E5Vo
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) August 9, 2017
In other news, is the Trump Chicken part of the White House Renovation? #TrumpChicken pic.twitter.com/L44ZTICuWz
Jenifer_GSD (@BreedLVR) August 9, 2017
Who put this chicken version of me next to the White House while I’m on vacation? And why is it naked?! FIRE AND FURY!!! #trump #fireandfury pic.twitter.com/r72pY21aiw
Trumpy Trumpy (@outofcontroljb) August 9, 2017
I dont care what anyone says: its irresponsible for @realdonaldtrump to be playing chicken with foreign diplomacy. https://t.co/1pYb1iMvoU
Misha Collins (@mishacollins) August 9, 2017
@juliemason Trump Chicken intel: Secret Service guys say it has a permit and will be up until this evening. pic.twitter.com/uKYGEcr0TM
Phil Yabut (@philliefan_99) August 9, 2017
EMERGENCY RALLY VS NUCLEAR WAR
The White House, 6pm tonight (8/9)
Join me & @globalzero
RSVP & SHARE on Facebook https://t.co/hneglBDoVG
RT! pic.twitter.com/XIdPrCltr2
Ben Wikler (@benwikler) August 9, 2017
You can get a giant inflatable Trump chicken of your own on eBay https://t.co/UnFqENYQsN pic.twitter.com/hwYGQjHtvm
Gizmodo (@Gizmodo) August 9, 2017
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