You see, this review was from a list Morgan wrote himself. Mr. “I hate The Harry Potter Lady” had at some point found the time to pen an extremely glowing write-up of her, and plain forgot about it when his fur got up, as if he was hit by an extremely childish memory charm. Rowling had made him look like a fool, which can’t happen to him more than seven or eight times a day.
Rihanna Is The Goddess Of Twitter Shade
Rihanna is a fantastic celebrity. She makes amazing music, loves interacting with her fans, and dazzled word scientists everywhere by discovering several extra syllables in the word “umbrella.” Her biggest legacy, however, may be the scorched earth she’s left behind on Twitter.
Take the time some members of TLC wagged their fingers at her for an outfit they thought was too revealing. Rihanna responded by digging up a pretty damned revealing photo of them, and then making it her Twitter cover photo:
TLC wisely chose not to escalate the confrontation, because who knows what other photos Rhianna might have. T-Boz chasing or even catching a waterfall? The ignominy.
Even fans aren’t safe. One adoring follower tried to copy one of Rihanna’s dresses, and posted a picture of it on Instagram. RiRi was standing at the ready to roast her.
Neither is the media. Here’s MTV criticizing her for rolling a joint on her bodyguard’s head, along with Rhianna’s response:
Similarly, when some garbage TMZ knockoff called Celebuzz had the gall to criticize Rihanna’s outfit, they found themselves incinerated shortly after:
Isaac is on Twitter and hates confrontation.
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